PlaygroundMinibosses · warm up before the real one
THE PLAYGROUND
One rule each. Nothing here is recorded, ranked or claimed — the real fight is upstairs.
- THE MERGE STORM30 secondsShip or skip, under the clock. The queue never stops.
- THE VIBE CHECKone tapYour agent ships unsupervised. Jump the incidents it causes.
- THE BACKLOGtoday's boardSquash the duplicates until something actually ships.
- THE OUTAGEdesktop · keyboardProd is down. Ten commands stand between you and quiet.
- THE ROADMAP30–90s · one tapEvery sloppy ship narrows the next. The roadmap does not care.
Training only · no login · nothing recorded